Name: Alzena Pygmalion

Looks:
A red-head except for a large blond streak, and bright green eyes that draw you in if you look too long. Has the most beautiful body on either side of CAPOW.

Smarts:
Well above average. Alzena isn't called "Lady Lupin" for nothing, you know.

Personality:
On duty--"I know you want me, but you can't have me." Off duty--"Can't we all just get along?"

Cooking:
It's not gourmet, but still pretty good.

Fighting Skills:
Alzena's better at avoiding conflict.

Sex:
If you can get past her philophobia, she can be downright kinky after the first few nights of awkward experimentation. (Despite her 'sexiness', she's actually a virgin. No, really.)

Special Abilities:
She can attract you to her like a moth to a flame, with similar results. She's an equal opportunity seductress: she'll target you regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation. Additionally, she is a highly skilled thief; no loot is too hard to get (or so she says :).

Competition:
Technically none, but try telling that to the people who would kill you if you became her serious romantic interest. Additionally, a fellow named Yugo recently declared himself the sole property of Alzena (or was that the other way around? :), although she doesn't agree to this at all.

In-Laws:
Parents, currently in jail for the next few years. Any other family are probably in jail, too, given that the 'trade' is an inherited one.

Finances:
Pretty good. While Alzena mostly steals for the thrill of it, she can also support herself (and a family) with her skills.

 

 Overall:

Good luck. First of all, Alzena has a serious fear of emotional commitment; second of all, she may see you as a hindrance to her 'work'. If you can get past those, however, you'll be guarenteed an exciting life, if you don't mind constantly running from the law.

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Submitted by: Dot Warner