A young, cute black-haired eleven-year-old boy with gray-brown eyes
under hot water, and a young, cute red-haired eleven-year-old girl with sky
blue eyes under cold water, both standing about four-foot-eight and
possessing an ectomorphic figure. However, the upshot of this is the
perception of more of a childlike "little kid" variety of cute, as opposed
to a "sexually attractive" variety of cute.
A very intelligent boy, he can think on his feet if needed,
laterally and perpendicularly. New ideas and solutions come to mind
quickly, no matter what the situation.
Mediocre cooking on his own, but he can do well with a cookbook.
With a quite distinct lack of strength, Joseph has very few
conventional fighting skills, comprised mostly of some _very_ minor
swordfighting. And taunting. And a sharp wit.
However, he's highly agile and quick both physically and mentally. He's
also very resourceful, able to fashion something useful out of anything that
happens to be strewn about.
Joseph has incredible and pretty much infinite amounts of
opposing good and bad luck, resulting in lots of bad things happening to him
_personally_, but also lots of good things happening to him and everyone
else _generally_. You'll have an exciting and adventurous life around him,
at least. And it keeps him from dying prematurely, as well.
He can also see the octarine, the eight color and the color of magic,
and also qualifies as a dilettante in pretty much every other ability you
can think of.
Oh, yeah, and he's got a _Guide_, too. A continuously updated book
filled with knowledge of the galaxy is usually a good thing to have.
And he's cursed. Nyannichuan-cursed. As if you hadn't guessed.
Jinx, Joseph's younger sister. Er, older sister. Or however she
is right now. But not by genetics.
Anne Packrat. Take a large amount of family and friends and
others trying to push these two together. (Even though she's already _got_
a boyfriend.) Add in several months of being locked in a dimension with
each other as children. Also add in unstated, definite feelings for each
other, hidden under an exterior of arguments and fights and insults and
Stir lightly, and leave to simmer, adding sodium chloride.
Still and all, he wishes for someone to love, and love him back. He has
a bit of romance in him, as well. Sex is only a minor part of a
relationship with him.
He's owed quite a large amount of back pay from _The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy_, although the likelihood of his actually getting it is
roughly the same as the likelihood that you are struck by lightning while
buying a winning lottery ticket _or_ Joseph gets his curse cured. Whichever
Timid. Philophobic and afraid of intimacy, it'll take patience and
love before he's able to gather the courage to even consider it. He'll
start off a bit playfully at first, getting more serious and romantic
afterwards. But if you don't want to get arrested, waiting for a few years
might be a good idea. (Heck, as a child, he's still at the boy-girl
division point right now. He hasn't even gone through sex education yet,
much less the finer points of it.)